It seems to be a recurring theme for me.... on a nice fall beach day, my eyes did not deceive me as I watched a rather large older woman undress right in front of anyone who cared to watch! She was with a group of people (friends or family?) and had a white flowy long shirt on, but the wind was blowing fiercely so it was up over her waist as she pulled off her granny panties and I swear to god that anyone reading might think I'm inventing stories about naked people, but there she was, changing into a 2-piece bathing suit with her full moon at high noon and then she dared to bend over to step into her bottoms and omg her wahoo was on display too! I was trying not to stare, but it was a major distraction as I was trying to have a conversation with 2 friends who were not facing in her direction so they missed the action. It was one of those moments where I didn't want to be seen watching the scene, but it was a train wreck (like a naked dead man only she was very much alive and jiggling) and I thought 'you go girl' because she didn't give a hoot who watched her! Funniest part was that her posse didn't pay any attention as she struggled into her suit and after all the drama to get into the bikini, the whole group left the beach about 10 minutes later. So bizarre.
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